Turnips

So my supervisor made a joke about eating turnips in a research group meeting because i made some meatloaf and i bought parsnips instead of turnips to include in the meatloaf while i was in my "make my own lunch to save money" phase.

Later he sent out an email about his christmas party for the research group, in it he included a line about "meat and sausages provided but if you want turnip you'll have to bring your own".

So now i have got everyone in my office believing that Turnips are traditional housewarming presents, and they are each taking a turnip with a ribbon on it as a present for him.

Even the people who know that its not true are taking a turnip so that the others dont get suspicious. Its all highly amusing. People are buying the con, others are knowing buying the con so not to give it away, its increadibly amusing on many levels.

However i spent most of last night giggling to myselft over the awesome evil genius-ness of it, so now i dont feel as giggle happy about it. But still, my evil plan is going to work, mwahahahahaha.

Next time i'll aim higher, GLOBAL DOMINATION (its a joke really, but play along so noone else catches on...)